For Real??

My husband asked me today: do you want to go out tonight with your friends? For real?

There's coffee made out of dung from a small monkey animal? For real?

People say they don't make any money or don't pay their bills when they really get a chunk o' change in their account every month?! For real?

My daughter likes using the toilet everywhere else but my house, which causes me to buy pampers? For real?

It's hotter than shit and that makes me mad and sweaty and have headaches and moody and pissy and cranky and not want to give a piss? For real?

I have to give 5 samples of shit so the doctor can tell me why I have diarrhea and then as soon as I have those containers to collect shit, I can't poop!!! For real?

For the fuck real???

FO SHO